ATTITUDE

Really liked what Kurt Angle said in San Antonio: 'this city's phrase is remember the alamo. well I'm sure you remember the alamo but there are some things you forgot: literacy, getting a job, bathing and the fundamental use of a toothbrush. And that IS true.'

As my good friend Archie Bunker once said....England ain't nothin but a place full of fags. But our good friend 'William' Regal is back in all his British grandeur in the WWF. He has cut some serious weight and I like him as commissioner.

COME BACK GODFATHER! WE NEED YOUR LOW WORKRATE AND CHEAP POP!

HAVE A NICE DAY! Mankind Dude Love, Cactus Jack (with Socko...hey, it's not just a sock, it's an adventure!). And now the great Commissioner. The BEST  COMMISSIONER THE WWF HAS EVER...EEEEEEVER HAD!

FINALLY...THE ROCK...HAS COME BACK....
TO THE WILDCAT DOMAIN. 
The Rock says....know your role and shut your mouth! Do you smell what the Rock is cookin? First he'll take you down the know your role boulevard. Hang a right on jabroni drive, and via the Rock Bottom and the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the peoples elbow, he'll put your roodypoo ass into the smackdown hotel! You always receive a complimentary fist in your face and foot in your ass! You step in the ring with the rock make your monkeyass famous! 

What the rocks plans on doin tonight. he plans on goin down to the peoples ring raisin his big right hand liftin the peoples eyebrow and layin the smackdeown on their candy asses if ya smell what the rock is cookin cuz he plans on proving to you and you this goof behind the cameria these idiots lookin at the rock that regardless of what happens the rock is and forever will be the peoples champion. 

IF YA SMELELELELELELELLELLLL WHAT THE ROCK      IS       COOKIN

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