MARCH 26     DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

Vince showed up on NITROtron 3/26 saying he has bought WCW! No surprise. Who else would want it without a tv contract? What will Vince do now? Well on RAW he cut into the TNT feed, came out and crowed and said that final approval is pending ted turner coming to the Astrodome this sunday and presenting the papers in person!

Sure there were some tech problems but it was an unprescedented event! Simulcast on TWO different networks owned by DIFFERENT companies!

But then Shane showed up at nitro and said the contract was sold to Shane McMahon not just McMahon family. So now on tv it looks like Shane is in charge of WCW and pops is in charge of WWF

AOL Time Warner announced 3/19 that as of 4/1/01 they will NO LONGER be broadcasting any wcw products on their network AT ALL. The sale was NOT finished to Bischoff. SO this means that the company will go dark. If Bischoff does buy then he has about two weeks to find another network to carry the programming. If not then is it a dead horse? I'll be able to get an autograph from Big Poppa Pump at Olive Garden next time!

Considering AOL is laying off CNN employees left and right and they've had their own debacles in their internet service it's not surprise they would quickly put an end to this enterprise that loses money to the tune of $20MM per year the last two years.

This junk company was to have been sold to some 2 bit act that Bischoff is working for now. Just goes to prove that money can't buy happiness for long. Billionaire Ted raided the WWF lockeroom and quadrupled+ the salaries of key WWF stars in the mid 90's. WCW then kicked the hiney of WWF for a year and a half. Well, WCW can't create characters and they don't have the vision of billionaire Vince. They even took Vince's creative staff and still couldn't create characters and storylines. WCW. The true cure for insomnia.

And now they have these multiple stables of heels with half the number of faces. What gives?

Well what can I say. The last three times WCW has come to the metrocenter.com in rackfuhrd I've been out of town on business. When your company is resting on the shoulders of scott steiner (he can't act) and booka T (dittor) you know your goose is cooked.

Some of the signs I might bring to Nitro or Blunder:
'Kevin Nash mows my grass'
'I wish I was at RAW'
'Not Interested Turn Raw On' (Spells NITRO)
'BORING'
'Where's Juvie?' (during their show in australia huvie was high on ecstacy and stripping and peeing in the middle of the lobby of the 5 star hotel the group was staying at. have not seen him back on tv since that one).

For the last year they have darkened arenas because they can't get anyone to fill the seats but they keep renting out the United Center, Pepsi Center, etal just to save face. WWF comes to Nassau it sells out. WCW comes to Nassau it sells 3,000. ECW could do better than that. They just aren't stupid enough to pay the rental fees when they can pack The Rave or The Eagles Ballroom for peanuts.

Speaking of doing better this last NITRO on 1/8 they were in St Paul at the same arena ECW played. WWF plays the target center. 

Ted expects WCW to lose 50 to 80 million dollars this year so they're getting spun off in light of the deal with AOL DOT COM. AOL DOT COM shareholders won't put up for that crap.

WWFE has Vince and the family and they all do their part. Ever seen Ted on an episode of Not Interested Turn Raw On? 

I'd like to see a half-dozen or so of their cast come over to raw. Put the rest behind a counter at McDonalds so they can headbutt eachother while I'm waiting for my cheeseburger!

HE is THA man for WCW. Stylin and profilin Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park but WHOOOO mean gene it's still got the longest line! I also like Shane Douglas, that 70's guy Mike Awesome, don't forget Kimberly and Torrie who'll make nice ho's for the Godfather after he defects from RTC. Their interviewer pamela is not hard on the eyes either. And that makes six!