I'm sure you're sick and tired of all of those lame Family Circus cartoons. They have about five different themes and how long's the guy been gettin' by on those? Does ANYBODY read AND enjoy the Family Circus anymore?!? I didn't think so!
Once upon a time there was a great website where the guy would post a family circus cartoon each week and have a caption contest. Then he'd rate the captions and post his favorites. The dork that writes/draws fam circus caught wind of the site and threw a fit, threatening to sue for violation of copyright, etc. So the dude had to take his site down.

But not before I snagged these wholesome little morsels: